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Male Performer Chat: The Day the Colon Died...
A crazy huge new dildo has arrived in the mail off of my Wish List from one of my Foxxoholics: The Falcon Studio's Chad Hunt 12 inch monster dildo! Today will be the first day that I attempt to conquer The Beast. It's longer than my forearm. It's thicker than my arm. It speaks 4 languages. It fights evil. It solves world hunger. Don't miss THE BATTLE of the Olympic Games: My Ass vs The Beast! Get your credits ready gentlemen, you do NOT want to miss a minute of the action in this gold medal match-up. 
--Adam Foxx, The giant dildo King
Fan Club: www.AdamFoxxCam.com
Twitter: @AdamFoxxModel
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--Adam Foxx, The giant dildo King
Fan Club: www.AdamFoxxCam.com
Twitter: @AdamFoxxModel
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Singin' "bye bye, Mr. Foxx's brown eye."
Tried to take the whole dildo
and his asshole did cry.
He needs some good ol' boys
to help him get it inside.
Singin' "Get the lube;
don't let him go dry."
Adam's ass must never go dry...
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Tried to take the whole dildo
and his asshole did cry.
He needs some good ol' boys
to help him get it inside.
Singin' "Get the lube;
don't let him go dry."
Adam's ass must never go dry...
Quote
Singin' "bye bye, Mr. Foxx's brown eye."
Tried to take the whole dildo
and his asshole did cry.
He needs some good ol' boys
to help him get it inside.
Singin' "Get the lube;
don't let him go dry."
Adam's ass must never go dry...
LOL For the 1st head to ...um...head competition, I think I fought strong and represented my country well. I didn't quite land the dismount, which was an automatic 0.5 deduction, of course, but ultimately the judges felt that the contest was a draw. It was just a (lube) pool match-up, thankfully, so I'm still in medal contention. But it's pretty clear that The Beast will be my competition in the gold-medal round. In all seriousness, WHOAH, now THAT was a huge dildo. I think I may have met my match. Didn't do too shabby for a first time up to rubber bat though. You have to see this thing, Jake. It's scarier than Freddy Krueger. lol --AF
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Tried to take the whole dildo
and his asshole did cry.
He needs some good ol' boys
to help him get it inside.
Singin' "Get the lube;
don't let him go dry."
Adam's ass must never go dry...
LOL For the 1st head to ...um...head competition, I think I fought strong and represented my country well. I didn't quite land the dismount, which was an automatic 0.5 deduction, of course, but ultimately the judges felt that the contest was a draw. It was just a (lube) pool match-up, thankfully, so I'm still in medal contention. But it's pretty clear that The Beast will be my competition in the gold-medal round.
In all seriousness, WHOAH, now THAT was a huge dildo. I think I may have met my match. Didn't do too shabby for a first time up to rubber bat though. You have to see this thing, Jake. It's scarier than Freddy Krueger. lol --AFQuote
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Singin' "bye bye, Mr. Foxx's brown eye."
Tried to take the whole dildo
and his asshole did cry.
He needs some good ol' boys
to help him get it inside.
Singin' "Get the lube;
don't let him go dry."
Adam's ass must never go dry...
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I think I prefer the Don McLean version..lol
Not a bad cover, though...hehe Quote
Tried to take the whole dildo
and his asshole did cry.
He needs some good ol' boys
to help him get it inside.
Singin' "Get the lube;
don't let him go dry."
Adam's ass must never go dry...
::quote_end:
I think I prefer the Don McLean version..lol
Not a bad cover, though...hehe Quote
